Quotes from Steve Martin

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.

- Steve Martin

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they’re crouching and hidden.

Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!